Posted by: facetothewind | July 19, 2008

Why is this man smiling?

Because he knows that he has a money back guarantee that his fly is safe from “gapping.” So he can rest easy and be a happy, smiling man.

From a Hanes underwear package:

I have three problems with this:
1. it turns a noun into a verb
2. It terrifies men that they might gap. Que horror!
3. How do you get your money back? Do you drop trou at the cashier and prove that you “gapped?”

Am I gapping now? Do i get my money back?



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